The Mattress Industry.

I've long suspected that the whole bed and mattress industry is full of shit, and this proves it:


(Click on the picture to see it in better resolution.)

This is a description of the "Dormodiagnostics(TM)" process.. as you can see, hundreds of sensors map your body, apparently building a wireframe model of your back using hundreds of polygons.. and the system then summarises all this information about your unique bodyprint by allocating you a number from 1 to 4.

And I bet if you score a 3, but when you try out the number 3 "sleeping surface" and think it's too firm, the salesman would say "Hey, try out this number 2 then."

What a load.

Daniel